Hello! This is your friendly neighborhood Sorta speaking!

Now cursing NeoCities his presence so badly that they may have to get bought out by Yahoo and get re-rebooted all over again!

But enough about that. I'm just some sports-loving, Kirby-obsessed nerd currently cutting his online teeth with a weird-ahh Kirby fic named Meta Knightmare. (If you love kind of snarky jokes, found family, and wild twists on lore, then you may like these fics.)

I also have a lot of sports knowledge and jokes in me, so why not use it?

Maybe I won't do anything with this site, but it sure is a fun idea to me right now!

Favorite Artists: Daniel Lopatin/Oneohtrix Point Never (Favorite albums is Russian Mind (2009))

Favorite TV Shows: Steven Universe (2013-20), The Amazing World of Gumball (2011-19), Unicorn: Warriors Eternal (2023-), The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe (2022-), Total Drama (2007-15; 2023-), and Futurama (1999-03; 2007-13; 2023-)

Favorite Sports Teams/People: Cincinnati Bengals (NFL), Detroit Lions (NFL), Seattle Kraken (NHL), Ross Chastain (NASCAR), and Martin Truex Jr. (NASCAR) (and I guess the Blue Jackets if they ever show a shred of organizational competence)