Meta Knightmare IV: The Unforgettable Star-Studded Finale is now complete!

Hello! This is your friendly neighborhood Sorta speaking!

Now cursing NeoCities his presence so badly that they may have to get bought out by Yahoo and get re-rebooted all over again!

But enough about that. I'm just some sports-loving, Kirby-obsessed nerd currently cutting his online teeth with a weird-ahh Kirby fic named Meta Knightmare. (If you love kind of snarky jokes, found family, and wild twists on lore, then you may like these fics.)

I also have a lot of sports knowledge and jokes in me, so why not use it?

Maybe I won't do anything with this site, but it sure is a fun idea to me right now!

Favorite Artists: Daniel Lopatin/Oneohtrix Point Never (Favorite albums is Russian Mind (2009))

Favorite TV Shows: Steven Universe (2013-20), The Amazing World of Gumball (2011-19), Unicorn: Warriors Eternal (2023-), The Heroic Quest of the Valiant Prince Ivandoe (2022-), Total Drama (2007-15; 2023-), and Futurama (1999-03; 2007-13; 2023-)

Favorite Sports Teams/People: Cincinnati Bengals (NFL), Detroit Lions (NFL), Seattle Kraken (NHL), Ross Chastain (NASCAR), and Martin Truex Jr. (NASCAR) (and I guess the Blue Jackets if they ever show a shred of organizational competence)